Rock Therapy: "Rumble Shimmie" and Other Bandless Band Names

This is my ongoing list of my made-up band names. Now if I only had a band to go along with the name...

  • Rumble Shimmie (the name that started the list... came from a phrased I heard once on Car Talk describing a noise a car made. I thought it sounded like a good name for a band). 
  • I'm Not Telling You
  • I Dont Know
  • Why?
  • 88 Cents
  • Angry Bottom
  • Nine Bucks
  • Grey Light
  • Raspberry Agony
  • Sick of Soda
  • Alarm Clock Radio
  • Keep Us Off the Street
  • Between the Lines
  • Tire Swing
  • Swallow the Police
  • They Go Wild
  • Lobster Mary
  • Rattle Trap
  • Grab It!
  • Jimmy & The Snail Monkeyz
  • Eeew!
  • Matching Towels
  • Flash Bikini
  • Utility Room
  • Knife Lure
  • In a Jam
  • Ear Plugs
  • 21 Bungees 4 Monday
  • Pole
  • Wide Open
  • Heaven's Door
  • What the People Need
  • Dokter'z Orderz
  • Someone Else's Dream
  • You Who?
  • Yeah...
  • Apathetic Goldfish from Hades
  • Too Far
  • Yeah, Right!
  • Nope!
  • Crossed That Bridge
  • Barbee Fish
  • Something Dreadful
  • Everyday 
  • Everday Something
  • Lawn Darts
  • Don't Want to Know It
  • Something Else
  • Anything
  • Forget Us
  • Input Shaft
  • Pieces to Fly
  • Email Ben
  • Something Loose
  • Make Me Brownies
  • 60 to 65 MPH
  • Four-Speed Automatic
  • Same Frame
  • Through the Gears
  • Abandon Ship Now!
  • Classic Case
  • Passenger Seat
  • Replaced Muffler
  • Down to 3,000
  • Cruising Speed
  • Regular Woodpecker
  • Upside Down Tortoise
  • 32 RPM
  • In Between
  • Different Picture
  • I You
  • Anymore
  • 'til It Happens
  • Attention Associates!
  • Got Older
  • Know the Truth
  • Don't U Dare
  • Get the Vibe
  • Hear Feel See
  • Root Fo' It
  • Go Away
  • Sympathetic Vibration
  • Above or Below
  • Go Back
  • Baked Item
  • Wandering Wayward
  • Short Break
  • 15-Minute Break
  • Tea Party at Jason's
  • Lay It On 'Em
  • Grief
  • Bad Grief
  • Phoney Jealousy
  • The Otta Popz
  • Professor Unbeatable
  • Cap'n Speedy and the Vomiteers
  • Obsessed Mongrel
  • Enemy Peanut
  • Pennsylvania Skirtz
  • Wispy 
  • Whiskey Tango
  • Dub Tee
  • Valley Groove
  • Divorce Kitty
  • Why Mullet? 
  • Fail On!
  • Seventeen Dishes
  • Doin' for a Livin'
  • Used by the Radio
  • Sell You The Money
  • XO
  • Vacuum Void
  • Well-Coiffed 'Taters
  • Mach .725
  • Juicy Pants
  • Scarey You
  • Scars Heal
  • Cow's Bell Yesterday (CBY)
  • Folded Box
  • LunaChix
  • Mooney James and the Wet Ones
  • Falling Before
  • Trainwreck Pie
  • Beyond Fargo
  • Chester's Lonely
  • Geezer
  • Brake Hard
  • Last Night's Brownies
  • Yesterday's Brownie
  • Day Old Cake
  • Sailors Delight
  • Left Home
  • Right n Rong
  • I Like Grapes 
  • So There
  • Did It
  • Broken Cookie Jar
  • Knobby Tires
  • Mini Golf Monday
  • Tired
  • Wilted Salad
  • Krispy Xmas Tree
  • Bone Salad
  • When Is Now
  • Itchy Sore Bumhole
  • Bra Crumbs
  • Gary and The Scars--Nate Payne
  • Dijiri Duo
  • Pothole Express
  • Stale Yogurt
  • Yogurt Chunx
  • Giant Mullet Smorgasbord 
  • Cute Girl in Math Class
  • Has a Ring to It
  • Snaggletooth Jane
  • Situational Ethics
  • Karmic Wedgie
  • Can't Talk About It Now
  • The tin can lottery (added by adam)
  • What?!
  • Peppers Bath
  • Krunchy Pretzel
  • Turn It Down
  • Still On the First One
  • Slow Children
  • No One Listens to Me
  • Pretty Depressing
  • Pritty Kitty
  • Definitely Deacon
  • Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (WTF)
  • Pickled Wanker (Adams fave)
  • The Love Cookies 
  • Hallelujah Sweater
  • Thousand Year Sneeze
  • Decay Yay!
  • Squeak Cheetah (or Cheater)
  • Hidden Saints
  • Covert Aspirin
  • The candy box raiders ( added by adam)
  • Don't Ask Me That Question (Matthew)
  • Weird Ramen (Ad)
  • Psychedelic Jellyfish
  • Resurrected Cars
  • The Rancid Farts
  • Bovine Polyamory
  • Naked On the Water
  • Fetal Pigs (a band Charlie managed in high school)
  • Unanimous Panda
  • Lift & Separate (Gary Klein)
  • Green Shag (Gary Pilcher)
  • *secretly Mary* (Molly) 
  • No Meats 4 Monday
  • Meats 4 Monday
  • Paycheck Jack
  • Pantsless Grandpa
  • Musks of Lesser Men

Now if I only had a band to go along with the name...

"Just thought of a great name for a new band: Lift & Separate.  Could also be used as a title for people/families who are enmeshed.  This is just another of one of the many ideas that kept me out from entering the really good schools." —Gary Klein, 11/15/12

 

"That has to be the finest, most comprehensive, most mind blowing list of band names ever assembled.  I'd even venture to say that this list could very well become the new standard for baby names.  For get about a boy named Sue, how about a boy named Eeew!  And what Telephone Lineman wouldn't name their child Pole if given the opportunity whether well-endowed or not?  Then there are the cool girl names - Yeah!, Dijiri, Dub Tee and my favorite Wispy.  Sweet!" —Wade Milne, 4-18-12