Rock Therapy: Stupidest Love Song Ever... GO!

Last night while working in the garage I heard the "If you like pina coladas" song on the radio and the more I listened to it I thought, "Man, that is THE stupidest love song ever." Then I thought, "Is it? Could there possibly be a contender who could take on such a stupid song for the title?" And so I whipped up a quick graphic and posed the question on Facebook. See and listen to their contenders here and please feel free to add yours below (or on my FB page). 

Some great laughs there, and that's good therapy. 

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